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Hei Wu Chang Stay Positive Shark Tee
Original price was: RM69.00.RM39.00Current price is: RM39.00.
Important Note on Size Chart Measurements:
The measurements listed on the size chart are taken as flat lay measurements. This means that only the half chest width is provided, so you will need to double this measurement to get the full chest circumference. For example, if the chest width measurement for an XS size is shown as 46 cm on the size chart, this means that the circumference of the chest, when doubled, would be 92 cm.
Note: Please note that all measurements are presented in centimeters (cm). Sizes may vary slightly (+/-5%) from the actual product due to manufacturing tolerances.
| SIZE | CHEST | BODY LENGTH | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 67 | 42 | 21 |
| M | 49 | 69 | 45 | 21 |
| L | 52 | 73 | 48 | 21 |
| XL | 55 | 75 | 51 | 22 |
| 2XL | 58 | 77 | 54 | 22 |
Hei Wu Chang kena bite by shark, but no drama, still smiling.
This tee is for anyone who’s been through nonsense and survived with style.
Weird, dark, and proudly unbothered.
Featuring Hei Wu Chang 黑无常 and one hungry shark.
Hei Wu Chang’s having a day.
He’s halfway into a shark’s mouth, and still smiling like he’s on vacation.
No panic. No drama. Just vibes.
Why? Because sometimes, you can’t fight the shark.
You can’t avoid the bite. But you can keep your face straight… and make it awkward for the shark.
This tee is for anyone who’s been through nonsense and said:
“Okay lor, bite lah. I still look good.”
Whether it’s life, work, relatives, or the news again. Let it chomp.
You? Stay cool. Stay weird. Stay smiling.
Stay positive. (Even if you’re someone’s lunch.)
Key Features:
- Premium 210gsm fabric with a soft, compact finish
- Clean side seam construction for a structured silhouette
- Ribbed collar and reinforced neck/shoulder taping for durability
- Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem
- Relaxed unisex fit
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid ironing directly on the design
- Do not dry clean
| Weight | 0.30 kg |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 28 × 22 × 3 cm |
| Color | White |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
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